By George I Think I've Got It
Here's-a-whadda-I'm-a-gonna-do (say that tens times fast and with an Italian accent).
Since, bills, budget and Tim's business don't belong in my writing space (I am a minimalist writer), and my writing doesn't belong in the house, budget and bills area (not so minimalist) - I'm going on the hunt for a second desk, low-cost, nothing fancy. Time to check thrift stores and sales. Once located, my writing desk will return to the quiet area of the bedroom, where I can wake and get straight to work on a few new super secret projects. Insert, muhahaha here.
PS: I don't know where my legs are?
PPS: Legs or no legs, I'm very happy with this plan.