Tote true. I struggle with this regarding my Sikh friends, because they want you to pop by and visit all the time and I'm a homeboy from America who wants that crap on the calendar.
If you're visiting me, then you better expect I'll be laid out on the couch with a migraine and won't have make-up on. If you're visiting my house, well, I'd appreciate if you'd sweep while you're here. There's dog hair everywhere!
Hell, as long as ya visiting ya might as well bring a bottle of wine, some cheese, a cheesecake, muffins, coffee - SOMETHING! Then maybe we all can get our minds off of the dust bunnies, sink-filled dishes, etc. Cheers!!
Give us time to clean the darn thing!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd order a pizza. Plus beer.
Good one!
ReplyDeleteexactly! And I'd ad - if you're coming for a cake, make an appointment
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ReplyDeleteI love this one !
cheers, parsnip
if no appointment, bring food
ReplyDeleteSo true....
ReplyDeleteThe pizza and beer part I mean.....
Cheers!
Linda :o)
"If you're coming to visit the house, bring cleaning supplies..."
ReplyDeleteIf you coming to visit me, bring coffee. Cookies wouldn't be a bad option either.
ReplyDeleteTRUE!
ReplyDeleteVery good one!
ReplyDeleteThere's also the "friends welcome, relatives by appointment" variant!
And whether you are coming to visit us or the house, drop by again when you can't stay so long :)
ReplyDeleteThat'exactly what I wanted to say, Gary. Thanks for stealing my thunder.
DeleteI would never dream of stealing your thunder, Mr. Blue Dude! I wont mention your nickname is thunder pants....
DeleteTote true. I struggle with this regarding my Sikh friends, because they want you to pop by and visit all the time and I'm a homeboy from America who wants that crap on the calendar.
ReplyDeleteIf you're visiting me, then you better expect I'll be laid out on the couch with a migraine and won't have make-up on. If you're visiting my house, well, I'd appreciate if you'd sweep while you're here. There's dog hair everywhere!
ReplyDeletekeep a knocking, but you can't come in.
ReplyDeleteI hear ya!!!!
ReplyDeleteFar out post! Funny! I visit people - not their homes. Cheers!!
ReplyDeleteI don't care which - but if you're coming, bring food! ;)
ReplyDeleteHell, as long as ya visiting ya might as well bring a bottle of wine, some cheese, a cheesecake, muffins, coffee - SOMETHING! Then maybe we all can get our minds off of the dust bunnies, sink-filled dishes, etc. Cheers!!
ReplyDeleteALL BOOGERBUTTS: Thanks for stopping by for another round of TRUE OR FALSE - This was fun, you guys rock.
ReplyDeleteCheers and boogie boogie.
This is too deep for a blue guy. So deep in fact I need a ladder to get out of this one.
ReplyDeleteGenerally it's come over anytimes...it's finding someone whose willing to do so, that's the hard part.
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