I'm out back sitting at our cafe table. Three military choppers just flew overhead, which is not normal. Right away, I think zombie outbreak. And I thought what would we do if zombies came from the woods and climbed up our back deck?
The girls would try and help but they'd probably get eaten or turned into zombie pups. It's not like we have a flame thrower, and if we did would it even work? I have a few good knives but they're not strong enough to remove a head. Maybe an ear or poke out an eyeball, but that's about it.
Nopers. We are NOT zombie-ready.