Knifed, maybe. Or forked. Definitely not spoorked though.
If he's lucky, he might get forked AFTER doing the dishes though.
*snort* Oh, Debra :)
but why risk being the first?
Doing the dishes of course might lead to spooning, among other things.
A good thing for husbands everywhere to remember!
He looks sooo happy!
Hehehe! Yes, indeed...
Ain't it the truth!