Butt to Butt

Writing Desk

We had to wait for Igor to clean, before Tim could put together my other Christmas gift.  Which consisted of 50 thousand screws, lots of wood and one tiny bottle of glue.

Tim asked if the desk earned him a 30-hour Skyrim marathon and a get out of jail free card.  So with the power of my new whisk, I granted his wishes. 

It's good to be Queen.

Darth Vader

Normally I'd keep my last post up for longer because the comments are funny and I enjoy reading them.  But since I'm on deadline, I best be moving along.

Only I don't have an idea for a post, so please enjoy this picture I found online and forgot about.

And that folks, concludes another broadcast day.

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Secret Asian Man

All this time I thought the song was Secret Asian Man.  But then recently I learned it was agent man.  Not Asian man

But I tell you what.  Even though I know the real words now, I still hear Asian man.  I can't un-hear it.

And in other news, Igor survived his first night home and our rugs are beautiful.  Meanwhile, my Christmas vacation is over, and I'm off to chop veg and make brownies.

You Boogerbutts have a great one.  

Igor

Dig my new toy, his name is Igor and he is a Christmas gift from Tim.  Igor arrived this afternoon and Wiggy and Bug are scared of him.  Hope it stays that way, because Bug killed my old Dyson.  He was seven and his name was Fred.

And while I meant to show you the real Igor, his belly is full and no one needs to see that.  So I put the box on the table and when I pulled up the photos, there was my new apron.

Bonus XP for me.

Meanwhile, it's my last day of vacation and I'm about to vacuum the crap out of the bedroom, hallway and ceiling.

I love this gift.

Candy Cane Dust

I had leftover candy canes from our tiny tree so you know what I did? I turned them into candy cane dust.  Not all of them, just some.  The rest I crumbled in the food processor, and then mixed with melted Giredelli milk chocolate.

And tad-do, a yummy dessert.

Only they're almost all gobbled up because we keep going to the freezer and taking out a few here and there.

Num, num, num.

To Make:

1) Crumble candy canes in a food processor. 
2) Set aside a bit of the candy cane dust. 
3) Melt the chocolate over simmering water.
4) When chocolate is half melted, remove from heat.
5) Mix with spoon and allow the rest to melt.
6) Mix in crushed candy cane and coat with chocolate.
7) Spread mixture on baking paper covered sheet/plate.
8) Sprinkle with lots of candy cane dust.
9) When done cooling (fridge or freezer), snap into bits.

Storage: We like ours from the freezer.  So yummy.

Skyrim Widow

Tim's building better armor in Skyrim, while using his new wireless X41's.  And I've become a gamer widow.
 
Except for when Warrior Poopyhead calls from the couch, asking for pizza, unable to pause because he's in another epic battle.

Back when we first started dating he told me that his Xbox didn't have a pause button, and I believed him.

Then not long after I saw him pause the game. 

And that's when I developed the skill of pointing.  That's where I point at his warrior in game and say, "I think it's time for your character to die."  And true story, he ALWAYS dies.

Who's the big bad warrior now?

I Hearby Proclaim