Num num num.
Then I chopped and froze the rest of his body in little baggies. You'd be surprised just how big asparagus monsters can get.
And now ... I'm done with our Wiggy walk and a kick-ass morning jog. It was a great way to start day one of twelve days off from the shop.
Meanwhile, Poopyhead's staycation starts Friday. That gives me plenty of time to get the marketing and house done. Plus, make him brownies using one of my nifty cavity cake pans.
You Boogerbutts have a groovy day.
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I slew and devoured an asparagus monster last just week. Can't say it's my favorite monster to eat but my wife keeps sending them after me!
ReplyDeleteThat's an amusing look from the hairy boogerbutt in that picture.
ReplyDeleteRocking like a hurricane?
ReplyDeleteBliss: Hahahaha. You are good husband to go after such a monster. Your wife is a lucky girl.
ReplyDeleteLurker: She was smelling to see if the asparagus monster was worth eating.
Cake: I jogged to Theory of a Deadman and Nickelback. Love those two bands.
Asparagus. Yum!
ReplyDeletePat: Really was. And now I better get my butt offline. Otherwise, I won't get to my chores. I'd like to be done early today. Thanks for stopping by.
ReplyDeleteOh, he's soo cute. That picture makes me miss our dog.
ReplyDeleteI've just downed a swarm of veg. They'd been hacked to pieces and put in a salad, but still packed a punch. Need to get stalking some asparagus.
ReplyDeleteI just can not eat asparagus ... cant do it...
ReplyDeleteBecky: Miss Wiggy is a girl pup. We got her at the pound. Will you get a new dog after your vacation?
ReplyDeletePorky: Do you make homemade dressing? Use store bought? Or eat your salad naked?
BigMike: I don't think Tim would like them either. Especially when they are bitter. But a tender spring asparagus monster ... oh ... that's just good eats.
Great pic. Have you heard of Salad Fingers? If not you should look it up.
ReplyDeleteBonjour: Haven't heard of that. But I have heard of lady's fingers. Never ate one though.
ReplyDeleteWiggy appears to me to be saying "Yeah, I farted, so what?"
ReplyDeleteI do not believe I have ever encountered an asparagus monster, not sure I would eat it if I did.
That's some really scary-looking veg'.
ReplyDeletem.s. jackson: I found our asparagus monster in the backyard. He was a big guy.
ReplyDeleteBard: And that was his small hand.
Never been a fan of asparagus. Is there a way to make them taste good?
ReplyDeleteAlex: Garden fresh or buying local in season, organic might make a difference.
ReplyDeleteYou need to see what I , and my trusty slicer-dicer, did to the fuzzy-haired fennel that tried lurking at the back of my fridge. I slivered it to death ;)
ReplyDeleteAhh, asparagus monster coming to get me, and make my urine smell funny!
ReplyDeleteI saw your monster haha but couldn't comment :) Now I can! Yummy fried in butter mmmmmm
ReplyDeleteThat is awesome. I want to do an alien shot with white asparagus now!
ReplyDeleteElaine: You are the slayer of fuzzy haired fennel. Rah.
ReplyDeleteAstronomy Pirate: I know, what's with that?
Niki: Glad it's working for you now. Butter. Yum.
ze bulette: Alien asparagus monster. Now that would be cool.