This is Tim. Whisk is busy in the kitchen and asked me to fill in for the day. For those of you who don't know who Steve is, he's Wonder Woman's sidekick. Probably the most useless sidekick in superhero history. But I like Steve.
|This is Steve. He can't hear you over his awesome hair.|
|Confused Steve. Steve gets confused a lot.|
|Action Steve. Gotta love a man ready to rumble in a 3 piece suit.|
|And this is concerned Steve.|
|Steve writes down his first clue, dog.|
|Oh no! Steve arrives to find five dogs?|
He has to find the one wearing the vest.
|Doesn't look like he's wearing a vest but Steve can't be sure.|
|If you help Steve find the right dog ...|
|This freaky dude will bring you chicken meatballs and a lawn chair.|
|Damn it, that's another dog.|
|This is hard.|
|Wonder Woman can't help because she's busy catching leprechauns.|
|Steve checks his notes. Dog. Vest.|
|The bad guy shoots. That's a whimpiest gun I've ever seen.|
|Even Kelly Garrett has a bigger gun.|
|And she can throw tires.|
As you can see Steve is pretty much useless, but I like him. I want more Steve. Steve is the best. He gives great face. Gets into trouble. And can't find his way out of paper bag.
We all need more Steve.